Yesterday I went on a frog hunting expedition. We were going to capture frogs, and see if we could manipulate their minds so they could make blubbernuggets. Research by me and Tough Bob showed that if controlled properly, frogs can manufacture blubbernuggets twice as fast as humans. Tough Bob and I led the expedition, and [...]
Archive for September, 2006
The Frog Hunt
September 29, 2006
I Meet Tough Bob
September 24, 2006
I recovered from my accident, and I traveled to the island of Rock’n’Roll. It was for a festival for rock’n’roll singers, and I used to sing rock’n’roll when I was young. During the festival, I met a western rock’n’roll singer. Boy, did he have attitude! His name was Robert Fleecky, a.k.a Tough Bob. He [...]
He’s Getting Better
September 13, 2006
Dear Reader,
Old Man’s intellectual problem (and I don’t mean the problem he already had) is getting better. He’s not always under the impression that the person he’s looking at is some person named Ernie. Old Man is at first as clear in the mind as slightly rusted metal (that’s how clear he always [...]
Old Man’s Motorcycle Accident
September 11, 2006
Dear Reader,
The lovable Old Man has been in a terrible accident. He was taking motorcycle lessons when he fell into a work area. Old Man is at my house, and is not allowed any visitors. You might think this harsh, but I have found that anyone who approaches him is immediately [...]
My New Pasttime
September 10, 2006
I recently took up the hobby of speaking to heads of garlic. One time I was conversing with a particularly stinky head of garlic. Another, whom I was interviewing, just looked so tasty. I ate him. I could hear him inside my stomach for hours. Yes, I’ve met some interesting heads of garlic. No, I [...]
Old Man’s Highly Trained Combat Specialists
September 8, 2006
I recently trained 137 Babylanders how to fight-Babyland style. I taught them the classic Sneeze-Your-Opponent-Away trick, along with some others. All evildoers, BEWARE!
Embarrassing Moments, Part Two : Worms!!!! Fishes!!!!
September 5, 2006
I recently went fishing with my brother, Old Yam. I was digging up some worms when four or five of them fell into a power plant! Old Yam saw them and told me that these new kind of planes were flying nearby. I looked up and said, ” No! Those are slimy radioactive wormlike [...]
