I Get Visited By My Worst Nightmare October 30, 2006

My worst nightmare is a horrific robed figure with a fish about to slap my head. But not before it teases me about being the most dimwitted person on Earth. Well, today I was visited by it. The robed horror walked up to me, and the teasing began. “How does it feel to be the [...]

Old Yam’s New Nose October 30, 2006

The Babyland Institute of Noses (BIN) has decided to help my twin Old Yam finally get back the nose he lost when he and I were seperated at birth. Let’s all hope that Old Yam will be happy with the new nose we are preparing for him.

When Food Goes Bad October 30, 2006

I have never posted a song before, so I decided to post an old Babyland classic:
When Food Goes Bad,
by Sweaty A. Pits
When food goes bad,
There’s only one thing to do.
The only thing you can do,
When food goes bad on you.
You either give it to the dogs,
Or throw it away.
Anything, anything,
as long as in your house [...]

The Movie That Changed The Course Of History October 30, 2006

Babyland made its first movie ever in response to a group of anti-diaper citizens. The movie, The Day Diapers Saved The World, is about how an army of brave diapers battle an army of aliens, and emerge victorious. I hope this movie will change the minds of the anti-diaper people.

Football October 30, 2006

The only thing I will post on this is that I will never play football with professionals if I get tackled like I did last game.

More Babyland Sleepers October 28, 2006

The sleeping epidemic has gotten worse, and now there are more sleepers than ever. We are in serious need of a doctor.

The Garlic That Made My Day October 28, 2006

In an earlier post, I mentioned that I have taken up speaking to heads of garlic. Well, a few days ago, I met a very sweet head of garlic that said, “No matter how old you are, you’ll always be the youngest looking guy I’ve ever met.” The only thing I can derive from that [...]

I Am Related to Tough Bob! October 28, 2006

I recently looked up a few books on my early family history. The librarian got me some books that I looked in, and found astonishing news. First, I want to show you the family history of people who were ancestors of Leafy, the Founder of Babyland.
Leafy is the son of Chlorophyll. Chlorophyll is the son [...]

Unfinished Sentence- October 28, 2006

I decided to post in unfinished-. This is an interesting form of-. I hope you like-. Bye-.

Old Ham’s Opinion October 22, 2006

Old Man gave me permission to post my opinion of him.
This is my opinion: He is chemically imbalanced, and I wish he would have more of an intellect. He constantly annoys my neural sensors, and he does not pay his bills. My dad also has a store of giant sponges that will attack if he [...]