The Combat Specialists Fight Their First Battle November 11, 2006

I kind of feel offended that no one sent doctors to help the sleepers get better, but now they’re all awake again. The bad thing is that now the southern part of Babyland is being overrun by chickens and turkeys who are demanding for us to sign a treaty that says we won’t eat them [...]

My Good Friend Nathaniel November 11, 2006

I’d like to post this in honor of my good friend Nathaniel. He is one of the founders of Super Comics, along with my good friend Ian.

An Old Babyland Proverb November 11, 2006

Here’s an old Babyland proverb: “Never hit your grandma with a big stick”.

Elmo! November 11, 2006

My friend Ian and I have become extremely fond of Elmo. Whenever we see a tickle-me Elmo or other Elmo related thing in a magazine, we just stare at it longingly for hours at a time. Ian has also started the Elmo Appreciation Team (EAT). If you think Elmo is cool, you’re an automatic member. [...]

I Sneeze A Sneeze That Makes It Into The Guiness Book Of World Records November 11, 2006

Today I sneezed a sneeze that blew away the entire block. Not that anyone noticed, seeing as almost everyone was asleep from the epidemic. That reminds me; if you know any doctor that is able to cure this epidemic, please send him/her over to Babyland.

The Day The Church Of Babyland Participates in Antidisestablishmentarianism and Gets The Nuthead Corporation To Represent It November 11, 2006

This week the Church of Babyland participated in antidisestablishmentarianism and got the Nuthead Corporation to represent it. Now, the church has support from a company that is not involved in the Old Man Industries. Very exciting.

The One Fruit I Get Honored With November 11, 2006

I know it’s been a few days since Halloween, but I just want to post this anyway. The one fruit in the world that looks like me!

Yoga November 11, 2006

In addition to talking to heads of garlic, I am now taking yoga lessons.

Blubbernuggets November 11, 2006

Blubbernuggets….mmm!-they’re chewy!
I don’t know if you know about blubbernuggets, the one food made only in Babyland. As said in the advertisement, they are very chewy. You should try them sometime.

Eating Contest November 11, 2006

I won an eating contest, and boy do I feel sick. The following certificate didn’t make me feel better, either:

Babyland Eating Award

is hereby presented to
Old Man Armpit Underpit
for outstanding eating and even more outstanding vomiting afterward.
Signed,
Noodle Blunderhead
President of Babyland