Old Yam has been trying to find himself a lady, but no one seems to want to go out with a man as large as him. But after much trial and searching, he finally found a person in common with him: an elephant. Don’t faint, but yes it’s true; Old Yam has got himself an [...]
Archive for December, 2006
Old Yam’s Date
December 20, 2006
The Racecar Disqualification
December 15, 2006
Today I was driving in the national Babyland Racecar Finals. Now, I wasn’t among the top racers, but if I do say so myself I think I did a pretty good job; a good job crashing alot. You see, I crashed so many times I was disqualified. The only award I got was an award [...]
The Felan-Poe
December 12, 2006
Before Leafy Underpit founded Babyland, he came across some natives who called themselves the Felan-Poe, which in the ancient Babyland language, means “Pig Worshipers.” When Leafy conquered them, he gave them a little reservation in northern California. I visited the reservation, and barely escaped with my life. You see, the Felan-Poe worship this pig they [...]
