Chickens Are Safe! January 22, 2007

You might have read the post I put on my blog on November 11, 2006 about Babyland being attacked by chickens. And I also said not to eat any form of poultry without me posting the okay. Well, my combat specialists did their work, and we enjoyed a good meal of roasted chicken. So I [...]

Blubbernugget Lessons January 22, 2007

I opened a little club that raises blubbernuggets, and it is run by me and my friend Ian. Every week we get together and take notes on our blubbernuggets, and I also teach the members a little bit about raising blubbernuggets.

GRAND OPENING: Pig Place January 7, 2007

Now, in addition to all the other businesses I own, I have now celebrated the grand opening of the Pig Place: a restaurant that produces purely pig foods. At the opening party, my band, the Blubbernuggets (consisting of me, Tough Bob, Old Yam, and Ian) played ‘There’ll Never Be Enough Pigs’. Ian was one of [...]

thu speling annd gramer tesst January 7, 2007

I’ve decided to do my part in children’s education. So, in the sentences you are about to read, there are several mistakes in grammar and spelling. You can post your answers on a comment, and I will see if you got all the mistakes:
wone dae, i desidid too eet a pig. so, i wennt [...]

The Mystery of the Noodle January 7, 2007

When I was talking to my friend Joel and he said something confusing, I asked him what it meant. He said, “Use your noodle.” I don’t know what a noodle is, and I don’t think I ever will.