Now, in addition to all the other businesses I own, I have now celebrated the grand opening of the Pig Place: a restaurant that produces purely pig foods. At the opening party, my band, the Blubbernuggets (consisting of me, Tough Bob, Old Yam, and Ian) played ‘There’ll Never Be Enough Pigs’. Ian was one of the people who came up with the idea of this new restaurant (I was the other person) so he’s the vice president. The way we got the idea was when we both had a dream about Elmo. In the dream, Elmo told us to make this pig paradise. I really hope you come eat at the Pig Place.
