Archive for May, 2007

Farm Wars, Episode lll: The Revenge of the Chickens
May 15, 2007

I know that on January 22, I told you that chickens were safe to eat. Well, there is a new development in that story: IT ISN’T SAFE ANYMORE!
A long time ago, in a farm far, far away…
Farm Wars, Episode lll: The Revenge of the Chickens
Old Man Kenobi thought chickens were safe after order was brought [...]

My 85th Birthday!
May 2, 2007

On May 1, 1922, Old Man Armpit Underpit and Old Yam Underpit were born. Since then, I’ve had some pretty good birthdays (and some which I hope I never have to go through again.) But my eighty-fifth birthday was probably the best one yet. Back in Babyland a mob that was pretending to be angry [...]