Nate H. July 25, 2007

This weird kid named Nate H. has posted four comments on some of my posts. Three comments are too embarrassing to say, but one comment on my introduction is one I very much love! It says i look good for someone my age. Yeah! Nate H., whoever you are! Keep commenting!

Iron Swan July 5, 2007

I was visiting Diaper World, Babyland’s theme park, when I saw this giant black swan standing up, spreading out its wings, and ready to attack me. Frightened out of my wits, I ran to the nearest employee, a janitor named Nugget. I showed him the fearsome swan, and he said to me,
“Sir, that’s an iron [...]

Really Bad Eggs July 4, 2007

I have created a new small group called Really Bad Eggs. Our band consists of me (the main singer) and the assistant singers and part time instrument players: Ian, Noseburg, and Tough Bob. Our first album is Granite Counters.

Geezers July 4, 2007

After a two minute discussion, Ian and Nathaniel decided to rename Super Comics. It is now Geezers.

Another Babyland Proverb July 4, 2007

Here’s another one of those truly respectable Babyland proverbs: You can never trust the man who can eat a piece of salted pork without burping excessively.