Archive for March, 2008

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March 15, 2008

At weddings i started saying to my younger relatives “you’re next!” Now i’ve stopped after they started saying the same thing to me at funerals.

Why?….
March 15, 2008

Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes?  Why do we label underwear as a pair? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? How does a snowplough driver get to his truck? If the universe is everything and scientists say it’s expanding, what’s it expanding into? Isn’t there a shorter [...]

The Lemon Famine
March 15, 2008

Babyland has been experiencing a lemon famine for about a month now. With no lemons in Babyland, we can’t let our kids enjoy lemonade, healthy citrus mix juices, or lemon pie! If you happen to have some lemons (i hear in Bottlecap they have a whole lot) i’d appreciate it if you told me.