Babyland has been experiencing a lemon famine for about a month now. With no lemons in Babyland, we can’t let our kids enjoy lemonade, healthy citrus mix juices, or lemon pie! If you happen to have some lemons (i hear in Bottlecap they have a whole lot) i’d appreciate it if you told me.
Archive for the 'Babyland Events' Category
The Lemon Famine
March 15, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving!
December 20, 2007
I am thankful for Natopotato because of all the encouraging comments he gives me. I’m thankful for Joel because he’s a great friend. I’m thankful for Ian because he’s a good friend and helps me with this blog. I’m thankful for Nathaniel for helping found Old Man Comic Company. I’m thankful for toothpaste (the one [...]
A Happy Marriage
October 13, 2007
If you’ve read earlier posts, you know that Old Yam my twin brother has been dating an elephant. Well, on September 27, 2007, Old Yam proposed. The marriage was on October 4th. But it was kind of strange. I was the Best Man, but I arrived at the wedding late because I had eaten a [...]
Farm Wars, Episode lll: The Revenge of the Chickens
May 15, 2007
I know that on January 22, I told you that chickens were safe to eat. Well, there is a new development in that story: IT ISN’T SAFE ANYMORE!
A long time ago, in a farm far, far away…
Farm Wars, Episode lll: The Revenge of the Chickens
Old Man Kenobi thought chickens were safe after order was brought [...]
My 85th Birthday!
May 2, 2007
On May 1, 1922, Old Man Armpit Underpit and Old Yam Underpit were born. Since then, I’ve had some pretty good birthdays (and some which I hope I never have to go through again.) But my eighty-fifth birthday was probably the best one yet. Back in Babyland a mob that was pretending to be angry [...]
Babyland’s War
February 25, 2007
Babyland at one time owned what is now Oregon. But the U.S. just came along and forced us out. Now, we have gotten angry enough to fight for that land back and not limit Babyland’s territory to the land in between California and Oregon. By the way, don’t look for this war at all in [...]
Chickens Are Safe!
January 22, 2007
You might have read the post I put on my blog on November 11, 2006 about Babyland being attacked by chickens. And I also said not to eat any form of poultry without me posting the okay. Well, my combat specialists did their work, and we enjoyed a good meal of roasted chicken. So I [...]
GRAND OPENING: Pig Place
January 7, 2007
Now, in addition to all the other businesses I own, I have now celebrated the grand opening of the Pig Place: a restaurant that produces purely pig foods. At the opening party, my band, the Blubbernuggets (consisting of me, Tough Bob, Old Yam, and Ian) played ‘There’ll Never Be Enough Pigs’. Ian was one of [...]
The Racecar Disqualification
December 15, 2006
Today I was driving in the national Babyland Racecar Finals. Now, I wasn’t among the top racers, but if I do say so myself I think I did a pretty good job; a good job crashing alot. You see, I crashed so many times I was disqualified. The only award I got was an award [...]
The Day The Church Of Babyland Participates in Antidisestablishmentarianism and Gets The Nuthead Corporation To Represent It
November 11, 2006
This week the Church of Babyland participated in antidisestablishmentarianism and got the Nuthead Corporation to represent it. Now, the church has support from a company that is not involved in the Old Man Industries. Very exciting.
