Iron Swan July 5, 2007

I was visiting Diaper World, Babyland’s theme park, when I saw this giant black swan standing up, spreading out its wings, and ready to attack me. Frightened out of my wits, I ran to the nearest employee, a janitor named Nugget. I showed him the fearsome swan, and he said to me,
“Sir, that’s an iron [...]

Farm Wars, Episode lll: The Revenge of the Chickens May 15, 2007

I know that on January 22, I told you that chickens were safe to eat. Well, there is a new development in that story: IT ISN’T SAFE ANYMORE!
A long time ago, in a farm far, far away…
Farm Wars, Episode lll: The Revenge of the Chickens
Old Man Kenobi thought chickens were safe after order was brought [...]

Chickens Are Safe! January 22, 2007

You might have read the post I put on my blog on November 11, 2006 about Babyland being attacked by chickens. And I also said not to eat any form of poultry without me posting the okay. Well, my combat specialists did their work, and we enjoyed a good meal of roasted chicken. So I [...]

The Crazy Chicken November 11, 2006

The sleeping epidemic is so bad, the Babyland farmer fell asleep and one of his chickens escaped. I am one of the few people who are immune to the sleeping epidemic, and that chicken was particularly interested in attacking people who are awake. I was the only awake person in sight, so the chicken naturally [...]