Archive for the ‘Elmo’ Category

Happy Thanksgiving!
December 20, 2007

I am thankful for Natopotato because of all the encouraging comments he gives me. I’m thankful for Joel because he’s a great friend. I’m thankful for Ian because he’s a good friend and helps me with this blog. I’m thankful for Nathaniel for helping found Old Man Comic Company. I’m thankful for toothpaste (the one [...]

GRAND OPENING: Pig Place
January 7, 2007

Now, in addition to all the other businesses I own, I have now celebrated the grand opening of the Pig Place: a restaurant that produces purely pig foods. At the opening party, my band, the Blubbernuggets (consisting of me, Tough Bob, Old Yam, and Ian) played ‘There’ll Never Be Enough Pigs’. Ian was one of [...]

The Combat Specialists Fight Their First Battle
November 11, 2006

I kind of feel offended that no one sent doctors to help the sleepers get better, but now they’re all awake again. The bad thing is that now the southern part of Babyland is being overrun by chickens and turkeys who are demanding for us to sign a treaty that says we won’t eat them [...]

Elmo!
November 11, 2006

My friend Ian and I have become extremely fond of Elmo. Whenever we see a tickle-me Elmo or other Elmo related thing in a magazine, we just stare at it longingly for hours at a time. Ian has also started the Elmo Appreciation Team (EAT). If you think Elmo is cool, you’re an automatic member. [...]