Christmas Lights Gone Wild December 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving! December 20, 2007

I am thankful for Natopotato because of all the encouraging comments he gives me. I’m thankful for Joel because he’s a great friend. I’m thankful for Ian because he’s a good friend and helps me with this blog. I’m thankful for Nathaniel for helping found Old Man Comic Company. I’m thankful for toothpaste (the one [...]

Nate H. July 25, 2007

This weird kid named Nate H. has posted four comments on some of my posts. Three comments are too embarrassing to say, but one comment on my introduction is one I very much love! It says i look good for someone my age. Yeah! Nate H., whoever you are! Keep commenting!

My 85th Birthday! May 2, 2007

On May 1, 1922, Old Man Armpit Underpit and Old Yam Underpit were born. Since then, I’ve had some pretty good birthdays (and some which I hope I never have to go through again.) But my eighty-fifth birthday was probably the best one yet. Back in Babyland a mob that was pretending to be angry [...]

Old Yam’s Date December 20, 2006

Old Yam has been trying to find himself a lady, but no one seems to want to go out with a man as large as him. But after much trial and searching, he finally found a person in common with him: an elephant. Don’t faint, but yes it’s true; Old Yam has got himself an [...]

The Day The Church Of Babyland Participates in Antidisestablishmentarianism and Gets The Nuthead Corporation To Represent It November 11, 2006

This week the Church of Babyland participated in antidisestablishmentarianism and got the Nuthead Corporation to represent it. Now, the church has support from a company that is not involved in the Old Man Industries. Very exciting.

The Movie That Changed The Course Of History October 30, 2006

Babyland made its first movie ever in response to a group of anti-diaper citizens. The movie, The Day Diapers Saved The World, is about how an army of brave diapers battle an army of aliens, and emerge victorious. I hope this movie will change the minds of the anti-diaper people.

The Garlic That Made My Day October 28, 2006

In an earlier post, I mentioned that I have taken up speaking to heads of garlic. Well, a few days ago, I met a very sweet head of garlic that said, “No matter how old you are, you’ll always be the youngest looking guy I’ve ever met.” The only thing I can derive from that [...]

I Am Related to Tough Bob! October 28, 2006

I recently looked up a few books on my early family history. The librarian got me some books that I looked in, and found astonishing news. First, I want to show you the family history of people who were ancestors of Leafy, the Founder of Babyland.
Leafy is the son of Chlorophyll. Chlorophyll is the son [...]