On May 1, 1922, Old Man Armpit Underpit and Old Yam Underpit were born. Since then, I’ve had some pretty good birthdays (and some which I hope I never have to go through again.) But my eighty-fifth birthday was probably the best one yet. Back in Babyland a mob that was pretending to be angry [...]
Archive for the ‘Honorable Things’ Category
My 85th Birthday!
May 2, 2007
The New Old Man Gang
February 9, 2007
In case you didn’t know, I own a comic company along with my friend Ian and his friend Nathaniel. Well, a whole new group of comic characters is being introduced to the Old Man Comic Company. They are of the clan of the Bignoses, a clan with unusually big noses. The leader of this little [...]
GRAND OPENING: Pig Place
January 7, 2007
Now, in addition to all the other businesses I own, I have now celebrated the grand opening of the Pig Place: a restaurant that produces purely pig foods. At the opening party, my band, the Blubbernuggets (consisting of me, Tough Bob, Old Yam, and Ian) played ‘There’ll Never Be Enough Pigs’. Ian was one of [...]
I Sneeze A Sneeze That Makes It Into The Guiness Book Of World Records
November 11, 2006
Today I sneezed a sneeze that blew away the entire block. Not that anyone noticed, seeing as almost everyone was asleep from the epidemic. That reminds me; if you know any doctor that is able to cure this epidemic, please send him/her over to Babyland.
The Day The Church Of Babyland Participates in Antidisestablishmentarianism and Gets The Nuthead Corporation To Represent It
November 11, 2006
This week the Church of Babyland participated in antidisestablishmentarianism and got the Nuthead Corporation to represent it. Now, the church has support from a company that is not involved in the Old Man Industries. Very exciting.
The One Fruit I Get Honored With
November 11, 2006
I know it’s been a few days since Halloween, but I just want to post this anyway. The one fruit in the world that looks like me!
The Concert
November 11, 2006
I am a former rock star, in case you didn’t know. Not two days ago, I was invited to a rock convention to sing and play rock. I really miss my entertaining days, so I accepted. Me and Tough Bob sang while Old Yam played the drums. My entire family was cheering me on, and [...]
