My 85th Birthday! May 2, 2007

On May 1, 1922, Old Man Armpit Underpit and Old Yam Underpit were born. Since then, I’ve had some pretty good birthdays (and some which I hope I never have to go through again.) But my eighty-fifth birthday was probably the best one yet. Back in Babyland a mob that was pretending to be angry [...]

The Concert November 11, 2006

I am a former rock star, in case you didn’t know. Not two days ago, I was invited to a rock convention to sing and play rock. I really miss my entertaining days, so I accepted. Me and Tough Bob sang while Old Yam played the drums. My entire family was cheering me on, and [...]

I Am Related to Tough Bob! October 28, 2006

I recently looked up a few books on my early family history. The librarian got me some books that I looked in, and found astonishing news. First, I want to show you the family history of people who were ancestors of Leafy, the Founder of Babyland.
Leafy is the son of Chlorophyll. Chlorophyll is the son [...]

My Family History October 7, 2006

For those of you who want to know my family history, this is for you:
Old Ham is the son of Old Man (me). Old Man is the son of Uffy-Puffy. Uffy-Puffy is the son of Doorknob. Doorknob is the son of Wipe-your-Nose. Wipe-your-Nose is the son of Spaghetti. Spaghetti is the son of Meatballs. Meatballs [...]