A Happy Marriage October 13, 2007

If you’ve read earlier posts, you know that Old Yam my twin brother has been dating an elephant. Well, on September 27, 2007, Old Yam proposed. The marriage was on October 4th. But it was kind of strange. I was the Best Man, but I arrived at the wedding late because I had eaten a [...]

Geezers July 4, 2007

After a two minute discussion, Ian and Nathaniel decided to rename Super Comics. It is now Geezers.

My 85th Birthday! May 2, 2007

On May 1, 1922, Old Man Armpit Underpit and Old Yam Underpit were born. Since then, I’ve had some pretty good birthdays (and some which I hope I never have to go through again.) But my eighty-fifth birthday was probably the best one yet. Back in Babyland a mob that was pretending to be angry [...]

GRAND OPENING: Pig Place January 7, 2007

Now, in addition to all the other businesses I own, I have now celebrated the grand opening of the Pig Place: a restaurant that produces purely pig foods. At the opening party, my band, the Blubbernuggets (consisting of me, Tough Bob, Old Yam, and Ian) played ‘There’ll Never Be Enough Pigs’. Ian was one of [...]

Old Yam’s Date December 20, 2006

Old Yam has been trying to find himself a lady, but no one seems to want to go out with a man as large as him. But after much trial and searching, he finally found a person in common with him: an elephant. Don’t faint, but yes it’s true; Old Yam has got himself an [...]

The Combat Specialists Fight Their First Battle November 11, 2006

I kind of feel offended that no one sent doctors to help the sleepers get better, but now they’re all awake again. The bad thing is that now the southern part of Babyland is being overrun by chickens and turkeys who are demanding for us to sign a treaty that says we won’t eat them [...]

The Concert November 11, 2006

I am a former rock star, in case you didn’t know. Not two days ago, I was invited to a rock convention to sing and play rock. I really miss my entertaining days, so I accepted. Me and Tough Bob sang while Old Yam played the drums. My entire family was cheering me on, and [...]

I Get Visited By My Worst Nightmare October 30, 2006

My worst nightmare is a horrific robed figure with a fish about to slap my head. But not before it teases me about being the most dimwitted person on Earth. Well, today I was visited by it. The robed horror walked up to me, and the teasing began. “How does it feel to be the [...]

Old Yam’s New Nose October 30, 2006

The Babyland Institute of Noses (BIN) has decided to help my twin Old Yam finally get back the nose he lost when he and I were seperated at birth. Let’s all hope that Old Yam will be happy with the new nose we are preparing for him.