Lotion November 12, 2007

I’m sure many of you have put lotion on after a bath or a shower to keep your skin moist. Well, I tried it with disastrous results. Tough Bob said my skin would be really rad (most californians know what that means). But the problem is, well, I don’t know how to put on lotion. [...]

GRAND OPENING: Pig Place January 7, 2007

Now, in addition to all the other businesses I own, I have now celebrated the grand opening of the Pig Place: a restaurant that produces purely pig foods. At the opening party, my band, the Blubbernuggets (consisting of me, Tough Bob, Old Yam, and Ian) played ‘There’ll Never Be Enough Pigs’. Ian was one of [...]

The Combat Specialists Fight Their First Battle November 11, 2006

I kind of feel offended that no one sent doctors to help the sleepers get better, but now they’re all awake again. The bad thing is that now the southern part of Babyland is being overrun by chickens and turkeys who are demanding for us to sign a treaty that says we won’t eat them [...]

The Concert November 11, 2006

I am a former rock star, in case you didn’t know. Not two days ago, I was invited to a rock convention to sing and play rock. I really miss my entertaining days, so I accepted. Me and Tough Bob sang while Old Yam played the drums. My entire family was cheering me on, and [...]

I Am Related to Tough Bob! October 28, 2006

I recently looked up a few books on my early family history. The librarian got me some books that I looked in, and found astonishing news. First, I want to show you the family history of people who were ancestors of Leafy, the Founder of Babyland.
Leafy is the son of Chlorophyll. Chlorophyll is the son [...]

The Frog Hunt September 29, 2006

Yesterday I went on a frog hunting expedition. We were going to capture frogs, and see if we could manipulate their minds so they could make blubbernuggets. Research by me and Tough Bob showed that if controlled properly, frogs can manufacture blubbernuggets twice as fast as humans. Tough Bob and I led the expedition, and [...]

I Meet Tough Bob September 24, 2006

I recovered from my accident, and I traveled to the island of Rock’n’Roll. It was for a festival for rock’n’roll singers, and I used to sing rock’n’roll when I was young. During the festival, I met a western rock’n’roll singer. Boy, did he have attitude! His name was Robert Fleecky, a.k.a Tough Bob. He [...]