Darkness, Enlightenness, The Great Beyond. . . . January 24, 2009

I know what you’re thinking: “Oh, great. This guy believes in some mystical religion focused on Enlightenment, the Great Beyond, and such.
I HAD YOU FOOLED! I am a devout christian. go CHRIST! How about that? No one can pull the wool over an 86 year old. I know the truth.

Being Someone else January 15, 2009

Today in Babyland it was National Be Someone Else Day. So, today, I was my father, Uffy Puffy Underpit and he was me. It was fun being able to look at my dad and tell him to go to his room. Believe it or not, even though I am 86 years old, sometimes when I [...]

Keyboards January 13, 2009

Hey everyone, i’m back from my blog dormance. anyway, i’ve been obsessed with keyboards lately. i LOVE going into apple stores and running my hands all over the keyboards and hearing the little click, click sound that reminds me of the typewriters we used to use back in the olden days. the bad things is, [...]

:( March 15, 2008

At weddings i started saying to my younger relatives “you’re next!” Now i’ve stopped after they started saying the same thing to me at funerals.

Why?…. March 15, 2008

Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes?  Why do we label underwear as a pair? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? How does a snowplough driver get to his truck? If the universe is everything and scientists say it’s expanding, what’s it expanding into? Isn’t there a shorter [...]

One Thing I am NOT Thankful for! December 20, 2007

I am not thankful for KFC! The killing of innocent of chickens is never justified. In my book (that’s such a cool phrase), it is evil.

Lotion November 12, 2007

I’m sure many of you have put lotion on after a bath or a shower to keep your skin moist. Well, I tried it with disastrous results. Tough Bob said my skin would be really rad (most californians know what that means). But the problem is, well, I don’t know how to put on lotion. [...]

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Wahoo! October 22, 2007

Wahoo! Wahahahoo! Waaaaaaaaahooooooooooo!!!!!!!Wahoo! Wahooooo!! WAAAAAHOOOO!!!!!
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Really Bad Eggs July 4, 2007

I have created a new small group called Really Bad Eggs. Our band consists of me (the main singer) and the assistant singers and part time instrument players: Ian, Noseburg, and Tough Bob. Our first album is Granite Counters.